kleiderkreisel.de cool like a cucumber

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

perrfectly:

I took my hand out, and he put his hand in mine. I asked why are you nervous and he said it is because you are here. 

coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

fatimaammar:

The first animal you see is your patronus!

fatimaammar:

The first animal you see is your patronus!

az-uki:

metalliq:

 

Girl crush

az-uki:

metalliq:

 

Girl crush

emaciatinq:

boys who moan during sex make it 500% better

geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

rhyse:

THIS IS IN TIMES SQUARE IM CRYING

rhyse:

THIS IS IN TIMES SQUARE IM CRYING