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slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

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Quick question for all of the people in the world with penises

rockhardpanda:

Why u gotta pee all over the toilet seat and not wipe that shit up I don’t understand why I gotta sit in ur piss whenever I wanna go to the bathroom just wipe up ur pee it takes three seconds or like aim ur dick at the giant toilet bowl instead of the seat when u pee please

according to my English class, James Cameron is the British prime minister

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

grlband:

hair game: strong

grlband:

hair game: strong

pukeflow:

seduces u with my chocolate eating prowess